my lips are soft come here ill kiss you to prove it
*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*
foods dangerous to dogs:
- raw bread dough
- grapes and raisins
- onions and garlic
- macadamia nuts
- raw salmon
- xylitol (artificial sweeteners)
if you have a dog please reblog this
when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to
i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me
The Sims 4
She literally got a drink of water and then walked over to my boots and spit the water in them.
Was it revenge for the braids?
my name is luna enriquez
this needs to always be on my dashboard
do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”
I wonder if anyone ever looks at me while I’m doing something and thinks I’m pretty. Because I do that all the time to people.
when you think your cramps are finished but then
ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US