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wellisnthatwizard:

hohenheiny:

YOU GUYS

SO I ACTUALLY DID THIS A FEW MONTHS AGO AND I DIDNT EVEN THINK THEY LOOKED AT THIS SORT OF THING SO BY THE TIME THE DELIVERY MAN CAME I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT I WROTE THAT AND THE GUY WAS REALLY CUTE. WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR HE WAS SUPER FLUSTERED AND DROPPED HIS PEN, THE BAG HOLDING THE PIZZA AND THE RECEIPTS. THEN after i signed the receipt and he was getting ready to leAVEEEE HE GOES “So… umm… did you actually put that?” and i was like “put what?” and he goes “… to.. um… tell you.. um that you’re pretty” omg it hit me that this was why he was all nervous and i started cracking up omfg then he told me that i was pretty.

ahhh pizza

i did this once but when the guy came to the door I sent my friend Martin to get the pizza and I heard muffled laughter and then Martin came back into the room with the pizza and whispered “he told me I was pretty”

Omg

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infinitefandoms:

strangerinsidethetardis:

fairgroundsoldier:

i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey

#we all read better fanfiction

#we all WRITE better fanfiction

(Source: hannibalitus)

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dreamberks:

Inspired by this

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usingtimewisely:

heathers-rivera:

puppy is understandably confused about everything in life

well maybe if people would stop SHUTTING HER IN SMALL SPACES then life would make a bit more sense

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threadsinthistapestry:

Old Spice what the fuck

(Source: inthelightinthesound)

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diannaagr0n:

someone left this picture on the tester camera at target

image

i’m

Send me the names of 3 men and I’ll tell you who I want as my 

  • Husband
  • Bestfriend
  • Brother

(Source: baekmints)

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unpopuler:

sleep all day and blog all night

posted 2 days ago with 48,866 notes
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swdyw:

Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both

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bitchesaloud:

exhists:

do old people masturbate

have u ever been on omegle?

(Source: trait)

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its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

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vinegod:

I recorded this last night and I should have deleted it by Kurtis Conner

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