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treeswithmemories:

still the best thing thats ever come out of his mouth

(Source: gayathrik1611)

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pzzaplease:

juodaanviinaa:

fuzzypigs:

claybabay:

NEED MONEY FOR COLLEGE

NEED COLLEGE FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR MONEY

WAHT

WHO THE FUCK DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM

NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB

NEED JOB TO GET EXPERIENCE

NEED CAR FOR JOB

NEED JOB FOR CAR

90% of my anxiety in a text post

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nialllhoran:

what does vanessa hudgens do apart from appear once a year for coachella

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blah-blahs:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

(Source: ruinedchildhood)

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ghosts-insilence:

thedaddynacho:

beben-eleben:

How Did We Not Think of These Pancake Ideas Ourselves

brb trying all of these

I need these.

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itsspookytoremember:

torchinggoddess:

omgxdoll:

Time, we can never escape from it. It changes everything and everyone.

i dont know that pen looks perfectly ok

the pen actually changes mentally, it takes up smoking and get’s in with a bad crowd. we are all worried about the pen

(Source: omgxxxdoll)

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vuls:

prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead 

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corpsepose:

happy easter

(Source: gingerdeer)

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restlesslyaspiring:

pearlsandink:

Men’s Rights Activists.

OH MY GOD THIS IS A PERFECT REPRESENTATION

(Source: unbreakablesoul)

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katewithanxiety:

krazieleylines:

typicalpony:

How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.

There is no downside to this at all

"can you buy me disney world?’

"fuck yeah buddy"

(Source: honeyipwnedthekids)

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ven0moth:

i am going to kill all the hot people so i have no competition and i will be the hottest by default

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enlargers:

"i dont know about you, but im feeling 22 officer so i dont think these underage drinking charges should really apply to me"

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(Source: uglygirlsclub)

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dangerouspoetry:

lilianjoy:

dangerouspoetry:

phycin:

dangerouspoetry:

when you’re about to get deported

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What?

when you’re about to get deported

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I still don’t get it

when you’re about to get deported

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posted 1 day ago with 3,513 notes
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