SO I ACTUALLY DID THIS A FEW MONTHS AGO AND I DIDNT EVEN THINK THEY LOOKED AT THIS SORT OF THING SO BY THE TIME THE DELIVERY MAN CAME I HAD FORGOTTEN THAT I WROTE THAT AND THE GUY WAS REALLY CUTE. WHEN I OPENED THE DOOR HE WAS SUPER FLUSTERED AND DROPPED HIS PEN, THE BAG HOLDING THE PIZZA AND THE RECEIPTS. THEN after i signed the receipt and he was getting ready to leAVEEEE HE GOES “So… umm… did you actually put that?” and i was like “put what?” and he goes “… to.. um… tell you.. um that you’re pretty” omg it hit me that this was why he was all nervous and i started cracking up omfg then he told me that i was pretty.
i did this once but when the guy came to the door I sent my friend Martin to get the pizza and I heard muffled laughter and then Martin came back into the room with the pizza and whispered “he told me I was pretty”
i love how tumblr is like personally offended by 50 shades of grey
Inspired by this
puppy is understandably confused about everything in life
well maybe if people would stop SHUTTING HER IN SMALL SPACES then life would make a bit more sense
Old Spice what the fuck
someone left this picture on the tester camera at target
Send me the names of 3 men and I’ll tell you who I want as my
sleep all day and blog all night
Don’t invite me to your wedding i will look better than you and it will be embarrassing for us both
do old people masturbate
have u ever been on omegle?
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS
I recorded this last night and I should have deleted it by Kurtis Conner